Subordinate My Clause, Santa

December 24, 2019 00:27:17
Subordinate My Clause, Santa
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Subordinate My Clause, Santa

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Subordinate Me, Santa Claus


Subordinate clauses are baby clauses that can’t stand all by themselves as complete thoughts and they demand a certain kind of punctuation – or lack of punctuation.


Here are examples:


If I can find Santa, then we can go party. 


We can go party if Santa ever freaking shows up. 


So, in both of those sentences there is a clause can’t stand alone as a complete thought: 


If I can find Santa


If Santa ever freaking shows up.


A subordinate clause or supporting clause is basically a clause that’s supporting the show-stopping regular clause, right? These clauses do not get a comma before them if they are at the end of the sentence. 




There are words that always lead off these clauses. What I do is go back and do a find/replace in my work (or client’s work) when I’m copyediting. 


Helpful hint for writers: If you include the comma in the find/replace search, it makes it so much easier. 


Those words are…


These conjunctions: 


After, although, as, because, before, even if, even though, if, in order that, once, provided that, rather than, since, so that, than, that, though, unless, until, when, whenever, where, whereas, whether, while, why, for, therefore, hence, consequently, and due to.


And these relative pronouns that make the world of the clause even trickier. They are part of relative clauses but then these overachievers? Well, they are part of a subculture called restrictive or nonrestrictive clauses.


These are the relative pronouns


that, which, who, whom, whichever, whoever, whomever, and whose


Are you Restrictive or Nonrestrictive Mr. Clause? 


These pronouns start either restrictive clauses or nonrestrictive clauses. Restrictive clauses also like to be called essential clauses because they are alpha like that, but also because they are – you guessed it – essential to the sentence meaning and shouldn’t be separated by a comma 


Do you enjoy watching Santa Claus employ lots of elves that wear sexy sweaters?


No comma before that because the sentence needs to know the qualifier for its meaning.


But in a nonrestrictive clause? Well, you don’t have that happen. Here’s an example: 


Watching Santa, who employs a lot of elves wearing sexy sweaters, is pretty freaking awesome.  





Subordinate the proper things.




It’s not about domination. It’s about understanding restrictions.


And there you go. Grammar Moment with Dogs are Smarter Than People. Happy Holidays!





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