Don't Vomit in the Taxi and How to Tell a Good Story in Three Quick Steps

January 21, 2020 00:19:52
Don't Vomit in the Taxi and How to Tell a Good Story in Three Quick Steps
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Don't Vomit in the Taxi and How to Tell a Good Story in Three Quick Steps

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Carrie Jones Shaun Farrar

Show Notes

This week Carrie was in Georgia hanging out with her daughter who had just had an operation. Her daughter is fine! Anyways, on the way to the airport at 4 a.m., the taxi driver told her story after story, mostly about the drunk people from Fort Benning who had ridden in his cab. 


He was an amazing story teller and I realized that sometimes writing is just like telling a big anecdote. And you don’t want to be boring. We all know the people who have super boring anecdotes that just go on and on, right? You don’t want to be that person! 


The Three Quick and Simple Steps For Telling a Good Anecdote or writing a Good Story


Hook them in


This is the attention grabber. 


Tell an actual story


Tell a real story, not just a bunch of random details. Let it have a beginning, a middle and an end. 


Give a Moment to Let the Message Sink In


Your story has a point, right? Let us understand what that point is. Don’t rush the ending. Show how your anecdote or your novel or your story reflects a bigger piece of life. Let it resonate. 



Writing Tip of the Pod


Give your story a point. 


Dog Tip for Life


Do whatever you can to get their attention. Hook them in. 




The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.





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Big News!


I’m about to publish a super cool adult novel. Gasp! I know! Adult! That’s so …. grown-up?



Rosie Jones, small town reporter and single mom, is looking forward to her first quiet Maine winter with her young daughter, Lily. After a disastrous first marriage, she’s made a whole new life and new identities for her and her little girl. Rosie is more than ready for a winter of cookies, sledding, stories about planning board meetings, and trying not to fall in like with the local police sergeant, Seamus Kelley.

But after her car is tampered with and crashes into Sgt. Kelley’s cruiser during a blizzard, her quiet new world spirals out of control and back into the danger she thought she’d left behind. One of her new friends is murdered. She herself has been poisoned and she finds a list of anagrams on her dead friend’s floor. 

As the killer strikes again, it’s obvious that the women of Bar Harbor aren’t safe. Despite the blizzard and her struggle to keep her new identity a secret, Rosie sets out to make sure no more women die. With the help of the handsome but injured Sgt. Kelley and the town’s firefighters, it’s up to Rosie to stop the murderer before he strikes again.


You can preorder it here. Please, please, preorder it. 


So, um, please go buy it. I am being brave, but that means that despite all my reasons for doing this, I’m still terrified that nobody will buy it and I really, really love this book. A lot.






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My new book, IN THE WOODS, is out!




It’s with Steve Wedel. It’s scary and one of Publisher’s Weekly’s Buzz Books for Summer 2019. There’s an excerpt of it there and everything! But even cooler (for me) they’ve deemed it buzz worthy! Buzz worthy seems like an awesome thing to be deemed!


Order this bad boy, which might make it have a sequel. The sequel would be amazing. Believe me, I know. It features caves and monsters and love. Because doesn’t every story?


In the Woods
In the Woods







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